Writing to GrandmaThe following is supposedly a …
Writing to Grandma
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I’m sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.
With love,
Mike
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“I was a policeman,” he responded.
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“Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?”
Writing to Grandma
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I’m sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.
With love,
Mike
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