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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

The business plan you prepare must be a lie; but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.

The business world worships mediocrity. Officially, we revere free enterprise, initiative, and individuality. Unofficially, we fear it.

The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to…to…uhh…

The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

The chaos in the universe always increases.

The chief cause of problems is solutions.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Signs and notices 10

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: “Get a `long` little doggie!”

Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.”

Sign on a music library’s door: “Bach in a minuet.”

Sign in a restaurant window: “T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12″

A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: “Today’s special. Below it says: So’s tomorrow.”

Sign on restaurant window: “Great food (50,000 flies can’t be wrong).”

Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

Sign in a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”

Sign in school: “In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.”

“Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it’s students!”

“According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.”

“Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.”

“How Can I Miss You if You Won’t Go Away?”

Seen on a woman’s car: “Men call us birds, we pick up worms”

“Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.”

“Give me ambiguity or give me something else.”

“Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

“I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.”

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
The business plan you prepare must be a lie; but it must be a detailed and precise lie rather than a vague and general lie.
The business world worships mediocrity. Officially, we revere free wow power leveling enterprise, initiative, and individuality. Unofficially, we fear it.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to…to…uhh…
The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
The chaos in the universe always increases.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is wow gold required on it.

Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various world of warcraft gold locations.
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups: “Get a `long` little doggie!”
Sign in a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. In pencil beneath the sign: Socks can eat anyplace they want.”
Sign on a music library’s door: “Bach in a minuet.”
Sign in a restaurant window: “T-bone steak $1 Then, in fine print underneath: With meat $12″
A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: “Today’s special. Below it says: So’s tomorrow.”
Sign on restaurant window: “Great food (50,000 flies can’t be wrong).”
Billboard facing the road in front of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
Sign in a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”
Sign in school: “In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.” wow gold

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“Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it’s students!”
“According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.”
“Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.”
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Seen on a woman’s car: “Men call us birds, we pick up worms”
“Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.”
“Give me ambiguity or give me something else.”
“Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?” wow gold
“I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.”

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