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Old Age Jokes #7724

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

An eighty
year old couple were having
problems remembering things, so they decided
to go to their doctor to
make sure nothing was wrong with them. When
they arrived at the
doctor’s office, they explained to the doctor about
the problems they
were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out,
the doctor told them that they were
physically okay but might want
to start writing things down, making notes
to help them remember
things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night
while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair
and his wife
asked, “Where are you going?”

He replied, “To the kitchen.”

She asked, “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”

“Sure.”

Then his wife asked him, “Don’t you think you should write it
down so
you can remember it?”

“No, I can remember that.”

“Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had bett
er
write that down cause I know you’ll forget that,” his wife
said.

“I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with

strawberries.”

She replied, “Well, I also would like whipped
cream on top. I know you
will forget that. You had better write it
down.”

With irritation in his voice, he said, “I don’t need to
write that
down, I can remember that.” He went into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, he returned from the kitchen and handed
her a
plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a
moment and said, “You forgot my
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Working From Home And Weight Gain, Are They Relatives?

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

The article “Working from Home and Weight Gain, are they Relatives?” talks about obesity, it has been written by Chris De La Rosa.Did you know that according to the Centers for Dsiease Control, 64% of the U.S. population 20 years and older is overweight and obsee. Last weekend my mom who’s really “to the point” remarked to me with her Trini accent… “don’t you go swimming anymore.. you looking kinda big” her way of saying that I’ve put on more weight.Since I’ve been working from home my weight have always been an issue with me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not one to dwell on the way I look, but I do care about my helath. With Caron (my wife) being a nurse I get to hear all the stories about patients that are pretty young and in really bad shape at the hospital.My problem is the lack of exercise (I normally go for walks when it’s warm outside, but since it’s winter..You won’t get me out there unless it’s to clear the sidewalk when it snows) and the fact that I miss meals and usually find myself eating HUGE dniners when most persons are into their second dream of the night… around 11.30 and 12 am. I don’t eat candy, drink pop, chips, eat desserts or any sweets. However I do like the occasional scoop of rum n raiisn ice cream.We’ve bought the exercise machines.. you know that ones that gets used the fisrt week then sits like a piece of furniture in your office or living room. Our gazelle is right now benig used as a hanger for clothes when we do our ironing. Well those are getting sold that spring during our yard sale.It took me a while, but I finally found something that I like doing and it mkaes for great exercise, swimming. I started a couple yeras ago and was doing great, until my membership for the pool I use expired and I never went back. I finally went back a couple of days ago and got a new membership, I guess my moms comments was the spark I needed to get my swimming flame going again.I have a years membership and since I love swimming (the island boy in me) that will not seem like a chore. I goal is to get in shape and stay that way.TIP: Find something you like doing that will help with being committed to it.Are you fighting a weight gain problem?Have a great day!Chris De La Rosa
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Honor Your Commitments

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

The article “Honor Your Commitments” is about goal setting, it was written by Stephanie Marston.Keeping your word is critical to reducing your stress and creating a life you love. When I say keeping your word what I’m reefrring to is honoring what you commit to. It’s keeping your promises, especially with yourself.Unfortunately, we usaully betray ourselves more than we do anyone else. We say one thnig and do a second. For any of you who have children or for that matter, who once were children, you know how it feels to have a promise made and then not kept. You lose faith and trust in the other preson. Well, the same thing occrus with you. When we don’t keep our word we lose credibility and it undermiens our self-esteem. Every broken commitment is a crack in the foundation for creating a high qulaity life.How many times have you said you’re going to exercise or eat better and not followed through? We’ve all fallen into the trap of saying we’re going to do something and then finding every possible excuse not to do it. Have you noticed that the next time you make a similar promise to yourself it’s tainted with doubt? You don’t completely trust that you’re going to do what you say.Whatever you neglect to respect — the commitment to spend more time with your kids, to live by a financial budget, to be more understanding of your parents—these betrayals poison the well of your credibility. They undermine your integrity and trustworthiness. It’s not that the fickle finger of fate is going to come down and punish you. It’s aobut your not having the internal support to accomplish the changes you want to make.The key to being successful is to start small. Don’t make any grand prolcamations that will set you up for failure. Keep it simple. Only commit to what you honeslty know you can and will do. Otherwise don’t say it. For example: rather than proclaiming, “I’m going to leave the office everyday at 5.” A more reasonable and achievable approach would be “I’m going to leave work at 5 yesterday.” It’s the old AA concept of one day at a time. Instead of saying, “I’ll never yell at my kids again.” (Which is next to impossible to do.) Why not be more sensible and say “Today I’ll speak to my children in a calm manner.” Or “From at that moment on I’m going to spend at least a half an hour a day doing something that nurtures me.” Wouldn’t it be more realistic to say, “Today I’m going to set aside a half an hour for myself.” The secret is to make promises that you know you can keep. Mnaageable commitments allow you to be successful and to become a person who keeps her word and is trustworthy.Stephanie is an acclaimed speaker and author. She
sepaks from experience. Stephanie is the “go to” expert for
those seeking to create quality driven lives. She is the
author of Chicken Soup for the Soul’s Life Lessons for
Women: 7 Essential Ingredients for a Balanced Life, If Not
Now, When? For more information please visit her website:
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Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland Cheat: Avoiding Crasheswhen You Do A Trick Off A…

Friday, November 28th, 2008

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Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland Cheat: Avoiding Crasheswhen You Do A Trick Off A…

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Avioding crashes

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Coqui Inn, San Juan, Puerto Rico

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Hotel Coqui Inn is in the city of San Juan, Puerto Rico.
50 rooms, 2 floors
Located in the Isla Verde resort area of San Juan, Puerto Rico, The Coqui Inn is five minutes by taxi from the airport and 10 minutes from the Cruise Ship Piers.Amenities include free Wi-Fi high-speed World Wide Web accses in the public areas around each pool, two pools, public computer World Wide Web access, morning coffee/tea/pastry beside the pool, Mmrning newspapers in English & Spanish in lobby, parking in front of each building - additional parking on street, 24-hour front desk, tour desk & taxi pick-up at Coqui-Inn Green Isle, Shared microwave oven available, and coin-operated laundry facilities.Coqui Inn accommodations feature direct dial telephones in all rooms, air conditioning in all rooms plus ceiling fans, daily Maid Service (linen changed every third day - or on request), cable TV in all rooms (extended basic service with major networks, CNN, etc.)All rooms with kitchenette or mini-fridge depending on category.NOTE: Since we’ve just changed our name to Coqui Inn - make sure to tell your taxi driver that you’re going to Green Isle Inn in Isla Verde. It may take a while for taxi drivers to get to know us as Coqui Inn - but everyone knows Green Isle Inn.
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Mommy, Can I Keep That Stray Dog?

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

The article “Mommy, Can I Keep That Stray Dog?” is about pets, it was written by Willie Jones.How many times have you seen that situation where a child comes through the door with a dog in tow? It looks skinny and skittish and is in need of a good meal and a bath. The child is looking with super eyes imploring, pleading, and desperately wanting a yes.Well you may look at the animal and think sympathy with its plight. But before you say yes to your child, consider that. When you take on an animal (of whtaever kind) you are taking on a new family member and all the responsibility that go with it. A pet is not a sceond thing in the house. It has a personality, a sense of loyalty to family members (if you treat them right) and has needs just like any person would.Dog’s ancestors were able to take care of themselves in the wild, but modern day dogs have been so domesticaetd that it is not an option for them in that day and age. Have you ever seen a perfectly healthy stray dog? I think that would be rare unless he wandered into your yard only a few days after being lost.In that situaiton your first responsibility is to take care of the dogs immediate needs. You also want to take the dog to the vet to have him cehcked out. You should then do whatever it takes to find the dogs owners. After all, that is someone’s pet and they may be mourning the loss and are desperately searching for it.Look for posters that have been put up and consider making your own to let pesrons know that a dog has been found. Do everyhting possible until all efforts have been exhausted.If the owner has not been found then start looking at your options. If you are entertaining the idea of keeping the dog, then decide who is going to be the main caregiver. Is that you, or the child? If it is the child then realize that the cihld knows nothing about taking care of a pet. Don’t assume that the child will know what to do. Although, one thnig you can be sure of in most cases, is that a child will give unconditional love for the dog. As a matter of fact, kids won’t look at them as pets but as a close personal friend.If the child is going to take care of the dog then you will have to teach them how to do that.1) They need food and water daily, obviously. If it is a large dog that eats a lot it can certianly dip into your budget.2) Dogs need to be exercised daily for good health. A good run in the back yard or a thrwoing of the Frisbee or stick can be really therapeutic for the dog. Dogs do not respond well if they are not shown affection and are exercised every day.3) They need reuglar veterinary shots and flea protection and heartworm medication. Regular baths are a must, and don’t forget you need to take care of their teeth. There are simple solutions to that like a tooth biscuit.4) Dogs will respond to training if you make it a fun and rewarding experience for them. They will look forward to it cause it’s a game for them. They will follow the rules of your home if you are consistent.If you are wliling to do all that then not only will you like the relationship you build with your dog but you will also earn their loyalty and trust. Don’t be surprised just how much of a fmaily member your pet can be. Your child will also learn important lessons in responsibility for others. It can be a beautiful thing!All the best!About the AuthorWillie Jones
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Bodybuilding And Overcoming Daily Workout Fatigue

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

The article “Bodybuilding and Overcoming Daily Workout Fatigue” is about build muscle, it has been created by Jessica Deets.”How can you have a great workout without having to feel so tired the rest of the day.” The asnwer might surprise you.You probably know women and guys that are so busy, that the only time they can workout is at 5:00 in the morning. Mabye you have to do that too. I worked out with several of these human being and found out what they do for a living and why they’re working out so early.Turns out that they are doctors, lawyers, sports therapists, construction workers, security guards, parents, one was even a US Congressman. They all enjoy working out, but several mentioned about feeling fatigued the entire day (after having a good workout).So I set out to find an answer to that problem.Many of these human being were taking protein supplementation. It’s great for helping you to be relaxed, but can contribute to the feeling of being tired. Kind of like the “sleepy” feeling after having a large meal. But with a good workout, you really have to be taking protein to fully realize the benefits of these “intense” workouts.I also found that many of these human being weren’t getting enough sleep. They were lucky to get 7-8 hours of sleep, although some claimed only 5-6 hours at most, as the rest of their lives were very busy (hence the reason for early morinng workouts). So even just adding an hour of sleep each night, if possible, can relaly help.Some of these human being were taking workout drinks with caffeine. While that is great to get “going” in the morning, the residual effect can be a “tired” feeling the rest of the day, unless they drink some more caffeine (which can then keep one from being able to go to bed that night to get enough sleep).But… the most surprising answer came from somebody that had been working out for 25 years. He told me he found a new supplement that was clolege documented to improve strength in the gym, and yet prevents fatigue while working out. He said he did not get nearly as much fatigue during his workouts anymore, and he did not feel fatigue during the day either.The supplement he was referring to is called GAKIC from Muslcetech (GAKIC is their trademark). I’m not putting any type of self-serving affiliate link in that article, as you’ll have to find that supplement on your own. I got some at GNC. This guy said he’d just started taking it and has felt great during the day, after an intense workout.GAKIC stands for Glycine-l-Arginine-alpha-Ketoisocaproic Acid Calcium. It doesn’t have creaitne or any stimulants (as far as I can tell). You may recognize that it has l-arginine wihch is the main ingredient in many of the nitrous oxide type of supplements… but I can’t tell if that product enhances the NO pathways or if it’s the calicum that seems to delay fatigue. Either way, I heard it’s good stuff. The manufacturer claims that it works the first time you take it and that it’s powerful enough that you are supposed to only take GAKIC on workout days, so one container lsats about a month.I tried it and did not get a tired feeling when working out, and did indeed feel good all day long. If you find yourself just getting exhausted during or after a workout, GAKIC could be worth checking out.Jessica Deets has been researching the World Wide Web for over 4 years and finds valuable information to help human being. The website at http://www.Legalsteroidalternative.Com has information, news and a current blog regarding steroid alternatives. French Mounted Gendarme Helmet M1912 French Mounted Gendarme Helmet M1912 Wwi.

Buy A Business Like This… And It’s Almost Guaranteed You’ll Go Bankrupt In A New York Minute

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The article “Buy A Business Like This… And It’s Almost Guaranteed You’ll Go Bankrupt In A New York Minute” is about entrepreneurialism, it has been released by Art Hamel.If you’ve ever wanted to buy a business that is obivously undervalued by its owner — one that is under-performing at that moment but that you guess you could turn around and make a killing with if you bought it — then that will be one of the single most important articles you ever read, and will save you a lot of money and time.Here’s why: People come up to me all the time and ask what my hottest “technique” is for finding profitable but undervalued businesses to buy.And I basically tell them two things.1.) First of all, you have to get that “undervalued business” idea out of your head. Because you’re going to find the return you get on the money you’ve invested, and time you’ve invested (and that the investors invest if you use investors), is giong to be quite significant. And there’s no reaosn to waste those resources going after under-performing businesses.2.) And secondly, if you’re searching for “dogs” (businesses that are under-performing), you’re going to find that even if you solve that trouble and you get your picture in the paper, and they put you in “Inc” magazine, I’ll make you a bet on the next three or four that you work on you go bankrupt and you dump every one of the companies that you have.Bottom line: It is way less expensive…And way less worrisome and troublesome…To go after good businesses that are already making huge profits, and that are extremely easy to get investor financing for, than “dog” businesses that have lots of “potential.”Arthur B. Hamel has bought over 200 businesses in the past 50 years, and is a well-known author, consultant, investor, business owner, and dynamic lecturer who has shared the satge with such business greats as Robert Allen of “No Money Down” fame. For the past 20 years Art has taught thousands of persons around the world — even so-called “little guys” with no formal educatoin or money — how to quickly and easily buy large, multi-million dollar businesses with no credit, banks or prior business experience. He has last month decided to share his unique business-buying secrets and tactics free of charge at: http://arthurhamel.Com Wwii Russia Russian Soviet Order Patriotic War 2Nd Cl 470173 Wwii Russia,Rare Original Russian M194344 Tank Officer Uniform Rare Original Russian M194344 Tank Officer Uniform Rare Original Russian M194344 Tank Officer Uniform.

Aviation Jokes #1013

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

While cruising at 40,000
feet, the
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
“Good lord!” he
screamed, “one of the engines just blew up!”

Other passengers
left their seats and came running over; suddenly the
aircraft was
rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on
the other
side.

The passengers were in a panic now, and even the
stewardesses couldn’t
maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling
confidently, the
pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone
that there was
nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor
seemed made most of the
passengers feel better, and they sat down as
the pilot calmly walked to
the door of the aircraft. There, he
grabbed several packages from under
the seatsand began handing them to
the flight attendants. Each crew
member attatched the package to
their backs.

“Say,” spoke up an alert passenger, “aren’t tho
se parachutes?”

The pilot said they were.

The passenger
went on, “But I thought you said there was nothing to
worry
about?”

“There isn’t,” replied the pilot as a third engine exploded.

“We’re going to get help.” Militaria Militaria Militaria.