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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with Final Fantasy XI Gil joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of the “k”. This should klear up konfusion and maplestory mesos keyboards kan have Final Fantasy XI Gil 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be EQ Plat replaced EQ Plat with “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent silent “e”s in city of villains gold the language is city of villains gold disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be maplestory mesos reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors eve isk be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a eve isk reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil eve isk be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up maplestory mesos at 2 am too.

Defense: What you’d better have around city of villains gold de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.

Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.

Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

Full name: What you call your FFXI Gil child when you’re mad at him.

Grandparents: The people Final Fantasy XI Gil who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory eve isk of labor is still vivid.

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Look out: What it’s too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.

Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies FFXI Gil wearing dry shoes into it.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.

Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can’t quite reach anything.

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

Top bunk: maplestory mesos Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Two-minute warning: When the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
<br EQ Plat />Verbal: Final Fantasy XI Gil Able FFXI Gil to whine in words

Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a sponge.”

I Want to Match All Term

Her learning curve is fractal.

Her lint trap is full.

Her lists are unlinked.

Her memory is truly random-access.

Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot.

Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes.

Her mind is not grounded to a logic supply.

Her city of villains gold mind might have spontaneously combusted.

Her mind would be unstable even mounted on a tripod.

Her modem lights are on but there’s no carrier.

Her objects are not fully oriented.

Her phone doesn’t quite reach her desk.

Her random access is the same as her sequential access.

Her sewing machine’s been out of thread for FFXI Gil some time now.

Her ski lift doesn’t go to the top of the hill.

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