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January 12, 1993
San Francisco police arrested Russell C. Sultan in July and charged him with attempting to extort $23,000 from his mother and girlfriend by claiming to have been kidnapped for ransom.
After tracing telephone calls, police, guns drawn, burst into a motel room to find Sultan casually eating fried chicken and watching a 49ers football game.
Sultan said the kidnappers had merely left him alone for a while, and exclaimed to the officers, “What took you so long?”
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Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
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“Star Trek Lost Episodes” transcript.
Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?”
Geordi “Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology.”
Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
Riker looks puzzled. “What in the world is ‘Microsoft’?”
Data turns to answer. “Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called ‘Windows’, through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate.”
Picard “But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won’t they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?”
Data “Yes, Captain. But when ‘Windows’ detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an ‘upgrade’. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions.”
Picard “Excellent work. This is even better than that ‘unsolvable geometric shape’ idea.”
Fifteen minutes later . . .
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Geordi “Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an ‘upgrade’ to compensate for their increase.”
Picard “Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is something we have missed.”
Data “Sir, I believe their is a reason for the failure in the ‘upgrade’. Apparently, the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards.
Riker “Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to b
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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 12, 1993
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“Star Trek Lost Episodes” transcript.
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